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, {) F& Q, ~. I0 E圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!: F7 _) J( ]: b$ x* ], l
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?0 f2 ~! |& s: n, ?/ X
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No.1: (冷笑话型)
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- _) J5 |" h% w2 b b“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.3(文艺青年型)
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?5 S$ e j% Z2 K9 W9 R
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No.5(夸赞型)
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-That's a great haircut.
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9 u1 n6 g. L$ ]+ M$ h-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.4 ?2 ^3 K# V) I2 c
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-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...
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02错误示范
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# k' @% K) R6 V) a. y1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)$ Y% `1 p/ W" r' \
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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+ s! d1 _1 J; D* N6 N/ N) QHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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9 T- S1 ]# I. T2 w( x: i2 w% Y, n- yExample: Can I check out this book?
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& y" q6 l" W4 z4 @, i! A3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?, a/ O1 P. p) e* W+ n( j, X4 u
4 K/ Z( U* u1 @* |: S3 v4 e5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.2 p$ H, k4 }6 Q" `( ~' ~
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)
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6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?$ d. q2 K5 W& H m$ O% ^" E
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NOTE 3
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.2 m' w# G9 u+ J2 h: R
2 m- j/ d a# j10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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3 n! }+ M; ^, W03“明星”示范
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邓布利多(哈利波特)
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Rose(神秘博士)
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咕噜(指环王)
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h7 y2 H0 y' z5 K/ u看了这么多还不会?
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理科生不懂浪漫?
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, n3 R) X6 Y9 e9 p5 L$ W+ \! B2 P7 R看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~1 G9 g6 v+ Y+ w) G. ~
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6 U9 M- u e9 E8 `" g实在不行,学学笛卡尔,8 A) O: z. P2 [1 ^% C
* l. H$ H; Z8 L用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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5 G8 B$ e6 r( t. u4 }4 H最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技. x0 W' {3 R1 o& k& e) P9 B
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勇敢去吧!
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