英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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+ [1 V) F8 m/ ]: B4 A1 S) L圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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Pick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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No.1: （冷笑话型）
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-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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9 Q8 U( b. g- `No.2（没话找话型）
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“What kind of dog is that?”
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No.4（常规型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”

-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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8 \0 z1 L2 G- p+ yNo.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.

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  P6 V* D* G$ x$ n2 t/ uNo.6（酒吧场景）
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-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?

8 n) c! A8 [6 C7 N- \- n1 Y-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.

02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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7 A8 h9 t4 P4 P' k9 _% [NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.

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7 K7 z3 S; @$ m, t& E9 y9 |Example: Can I check out this book?
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( c, n; G/ s+ j' I7 ~3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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, V7 ^) e2 T5 g5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

NOTE 2
" P1 i. U2 [- k- Z$ W" o0 C1 |To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

would rather hear you tell them they are beautiful, than fine. (slang)

6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)

7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

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03“明星”示范

邓布利多（哈利波特）
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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）
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Howard(生活大爆炸)
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Walter（绝命毒师）
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（花木兰）
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看了这么多还不会？

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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，

用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技

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勇敢去吧！
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0 o8 L5 x) b9 p% X5 U5 n9 m- ^送你挽尊语~




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