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: y P& B9 a& U+ L4 Y圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近!这个冬天,别再孤单的走在冷风中啦,今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送!
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8 d/ r: Y8 x% H6 x l2 x/ m. t1 rPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活,平时低调沉默的童鞋们,对同胞滔滔不绝,面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们(脑补Raj...)。如何打破僵局,和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢?
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01正确示范
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6 E; N4 p0 N! ~! l w-足够破冰(双关:打破沉默)!
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“What kind of dog is that?”1 r- O/ X0 A7 R/ w4 f
“Hey, nice shoes.”
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8 ?7 G0 m: F0 nNo.3(文艺青年型)
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+ s9 W6 k" e# Q, Z-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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" n' x8 W) b! z" x! q$ d1 W0 N# a-Don’t I know you from xx class?”4 {5 |3 l7 O0 s9 u F
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?0 O3 v( x5 a7 R0 F6 o1 E/ e
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No.5(夸赞型)
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-That's a great haircut.
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-You have a great smile.
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! L- G9 V9 P/ [1 S9 q& H, S" D-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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& E6 v' b: O- K1 L/ _; M-Can I buy you a drink?' T4 C0 q0 T* r& _
' k1 p4 k2 B3 x-Are you here alone?
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k) _% `% I" \3 B, w. W1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.& v4 g# V8 m9 e/ ]
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2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)
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To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)4 Q7 R5 b. n+ f) ^
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3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
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4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?- a& y. t% T* y ]
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls
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5 I. m# B1 e8 q6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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NOTE 3
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女巫
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8 _0 Y3 x2 i* |3 P" W8 J9 U看这里,别的理科生怎么表白~8 K7 F+ d1 l5 [$ r3 o; L
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实在不行,学学笛卡尔,9 a0 r* z. ^2 o; E0 |6 q
0 [! w e& R( H0 @用Matlab画个❤️吧(详情点这里)
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' W* d$ q1 h5 v% P2 {最后,附上男神(经)Joey的必杀技: W8 X2 `& L- K" C; ^& O
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送你挽尊语~
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