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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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0 L6 e& g2 P. K' ^7 c& cPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？

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No.2（没话找话型）
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% p3 K2 e& e4 E. a& V“What kind of dog is that?”
4 @6 U+ Y+ @2 r$ u+ g  @“Hey, nice shoes.”

9 L6 L0 U' G6 P; [3 e% z" `No.3（文艺青年型）
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-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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( ^$ }0 s/ Q8 R-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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$ {& D2 s+ z" |2 T5 F; i* A* p# b-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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$ h4 |: W4 M3 q# B' rNo.5（夸赞型）
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-That's a great haircut.

-You have a great smile.


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1 d! Y- a5 t# |: m+ I& ~" ONo.6（酒吧场景）
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' I2 i  o0 T$ \- i- t1 ^-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.

/ A1 Y4 \) X0 O- J0 `  F0 w8 R-Can I buy you a drink?
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. v3 g# y4 f* u) U) {/ Q% i-Are you here alone?

-What do you say we go somewhere quiet...

-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范

1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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NOTE 1
To check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)
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Example: That guy just checked you out.
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However, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.

Example: Can I check out this book?
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- H9 ~% B/ f$ k) P3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

4. Do you believe in love at first sight (一见钟情), or should I walk by again?
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5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.
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6 I+ N6 P+ W+ b0 X: b+ HNOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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) Y% l, b2 X) n% }, c6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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" O* i& K  a! Y1 K8 S7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
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/ U, u: L2 ]9 J  L, G5 ~NOTE 3
To fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.
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8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

' g) m! i( N+ X10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)

NOTE 4
8 S. j: ~4 M) S4 v; m, A8 VIf something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.

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6 N7 T$ e$ V" j! X邓布利多（哈利波特）



女巫


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5 e' x+ X% q" _2 {7 ~' }Klaus（始祖家族）


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Damon（吸血鬼日记）
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Jane（暮光之城）



Sheldon（生活大爆炸）



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Walter（绝命毒师）

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Rose（神秘博士）
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（花木兰）
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7 f5 [- }8 d) P4 w6 R咕噜（指环王）
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看了这么多还不会？

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看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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$ R$ W/ m1 q& z( \/ ?" k+ B实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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0 f6 x5 A# e0 I% K/ v- i用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）

最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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8 K0 W# k8 w/ \' E' P0 i5 O勇敢去吧！
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( i7 h% E4 j) s1 i如果碰壁了...


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